What happens if you throw a party and invite friends who recently broke up - and then they both show up, bringing their respective posses. How are you supposed to keep the peace?
- Kristen B
|The dreaded dance posse|
Now as a host, I hate choosing between friends who have unchosen each other. Typically, I don't; I invite them both on evite (or the social networking venue du jour) so that everyone knows ahead of time who's coming. I trust people to be grown-ups and manage their own messes; if they shouldn't be in the same room together, no one knows that better than the two of them.
Of course, there are moments during the grieving/loathing process when people do not exercise their best judgement, and there are times when a man or woman scorned might start to see your living room as the perfect place to try their case before a jury of their peers, at high volume and with a maximum of hair pulling. Here are some ways that you can avoid throwing a party that requires police intervention:
1) Monitor your evite
Keep tabs on who's planning on showing up. If you happen to notice that two sworn enemies are in the mix, consider dropping one of them a note - something along the lines of, "Hey Nancy, I noticed that you and Sid are both planning on coming on Saturday. Of course I would *love* to see both of you, but I just wanted to give you a heads up so you aren't uncomfortable."
2) Attempt some light intervention
Let's say you dropped Nancy a line, and her response was, "If I have to see that lying bastard cavorting around with his new girlfriend I will just DIE," or, "When I see that lying bastard cavorting around with his new girlfriend I will just MURDER HIM." Looks like it's time to check in with your old pal, Sid. Let him know you aren't picking sides but that you would encourage him to either smooth things over before Saturday night, or wear a bullet-proof vest, as the situation requires.
3) Run interference
If the worst happens, and both sides show up armed to the teeth do what you can to subtly keep the peace. Try keeping the posses separated as much as you can. Asking members of the militant entourage for some emergency help in the kitchen is a good way to divide and conquer. If things are seriously tense, don't be shy about pulling aside a few of your most discrete, assertive, or physically imposing friends, let them know the situation, and ask them to help you keep an eye on things. If anything starts to get out of hand, they should have your back.